Sunday, December 30, 2007

Itni Shiddat Se Maine Tujhe Paane Ki Koshish Ki hai



Tumko paaya hain, to jaise khoya hoon,

Kehna Chaahu bhi, to tumse kya kahoon,

Kisee zabaa mein bhi, yeh lavz heen nahin,

Ke jinme tum ho kya, tumhe bataan sakoon.

Main agar kahoon, tum saa haseen,

Kayanaat mein, nahin hain kahin,

Tareef yeh to bhi, sach hain kuch bhi nahin !


But this one beats it all (courtesy OSO):


Itni Shiddat Se Maine Tujhe Paane Ki Koshish Ki hai,

Ki Har Zarre Ne Mujhe Tujhse Milane ki Saazish Ki Hai.

Sunday, December 23, 2007

Gr8 Songs

Hindi Song Title: jaane kya chahe man
Hindi Movie/Album Name: pyar ke side effetcs
Singer(s): zubeen

PKSE

jaane kya chahe man bawara (2)
akhiyan merey sawan chala (2)
jaane kya chahe man bawara (2)
akhiyan merey sawan chala (2)

(saghan aanchall saraa borru hovey
sajannu assu vanney kya joru hovey) *2
kya joru hovey, apney jiya pey
man tho mara ye man chala
jaane kya chahe man bawara (2)
akhiyan merey sawan chala (2)


(pavan purva mein yun uduthaa jaavey
badira chanda say man judtha jaavey)(*2)
avaen hawa ka , jhonka phir aisa
tootay patang kee dhorsaaa
jaane kya jaane man bawara (2)
akhiyan merey sawan chala (2)

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Kyon chalti hai pawan, kyon jhoome hai gagan
Kyon machalta hai man...
Na tum jaano na hum
Kyon aati hai bahaar, kyon lutta hai karaar
Kyon hota hai pyaar...
Na tum jaano na hum
Yeh madhoshiyaan, yeh tanhaiyaan
Tasavur main hai kiski parchayiaan
Yeh bheega samaa, umangein jawaan
Mujhe ishq le jaa rahai hai kahaan

Kyon gum hai har disha
Kyon hota hai nashaa
Kyon aata hai mazaa...
Na tum jaano na hum, na tum jaano na hum

Dhadakta bhi hai, tadapta bhi hai
Yeh dil kyon achanak behekta bhi hai
Mehekta bhi hai, chahakta bhi hai
Yeh dil kya vafa ko samajhta bhi hai

Kyon miltey hai nazar
Kyon hota hai asar
Kyon hoti hai saher
Na tum jaano na hum, na tum jaano na hum

Kyon chalti hai pawan, kyon jhoome hai gagan
Kyon machalta hai man...
Na tum jaano na hum
Kyon aati hai bahaar, kyon lutta hai karaar
Kyon hota hai pyaar...
Na tum jaano na hum

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Tom Hanks Filmography

Cast Away
Actor
2010 Toy Story 3
2009 Angels and Demons
2008 The Great Buck Howard
2007 Ken Burns' The War [TV Documentary Series]
2007 The Simpsons Movie
2007 Charlie Wilson's War
2006 Cars
2006 The Da Vinci Code
2005 Magnificent Desolation: Walking on the Moon 3D
2004 The Ladykillers
2004 The Polar Express
2004 The Polar Express
2004 The Polar Express
2004 The Terminal
2004 The Polar Express
2004 The Polar Express
2003 The Rutles 2: Can't Buy Me Lunch
2003 Horatio's Drive: America's First Road Trip
2003 Concert for George
2002 20th Century Fox: The Blockbuster Years
2002 Catch Me If You Can
2002 Fighting for Freedom: Revolution & Civil War
2002 Road to Perdition
2001 Band of Brothers
2001 America: A Tribute to Heroes
2000 Cast Away
2000 Shooting War
2000 The Directors: Robert Zemeckis
2000 The Directors: Steven Spielberg
1999 The Green Mile
1999 Saturday Night Live: 25 Years of Laughs
1999 Toy Story 2
1998 You've Got Mail
1998 Saving Private Ryan
1998 American Experience: Return With Honor
1997 The Directors: Ron Howard
1997 I Am Your Child
1996 That Thing You Do!
1996 Saturday Night Live: Tom Hanks [7]
1996 The Universal Story
1995 Apollo 13
1995 AFI Lifetime Achievement Awards: Steven Spielberg
1995 The Celluloid Closet
1995 Toy Story
1994 Forrest Gump
1993 Fallen Angels, Vol. 2
1993 Philadelphia
1993 Sleepless in Seattle
1992 Saturday Night Live: Tom Hanks [6]
1992 Radio Flyer
1992 Tales From the Crypt: None But the Lonely Heart
1992 A League of Their Own
1990 Saturday Night Live: Tom Hanks [5]
1990 Joe Versus the Volcano
1990 Saturday Night Live: Tom Hanks [4]
1990 The Bonfire of the Vanities
1989 The 'Burbs
1989 Turner and Hooch
1988 Saturday Night Live: Tom Hanks [3]
1988 Punchline
1988 Big
1988 Saturday Night Live: Tom Hanks [2]
1987 Dragnet
1986 The Money Pit
1986 Nothing in Common
1986 Every Time We Say Goodbye
1985 Volunteers
1985 Saturday Night Live: Tom Hanks [1]
1985 The Man with One Red Shoe
1984 Bachelor Party
1984 Splash
1984 The Dollmaker
1982 Mazes and Monsters
1982 Taxi: The Road Not Taken, Part 1
1980 He Knows You're Alone
1980 Bosom Buddies: Season 01
Saturday Night Live: The Best of Tom Hanks

Director
2001 Band of Brothers: Crossroads
1998 From the Earth to the Moon, Part 1: Can We Do This?
1996 That Thing You Do!
1993 Fallen Angels, Vol. 2
1992 Tales From the Crypt: None But the Lonely Heart

Executive Producer
2008 The Pacific
2008 Mamma Mia!
2007 Evan Almighty
2006 Big Love [TV Series]
2004 The Polar Express
2002 The Making of What's Going On: All-Star Tribute
2001 Band of Brothers
1998 From the Earth to the Moon

Producer
2008 Where the Wild Things Are
2008 The Great Buck Howard
2008 Surfer, Dude
2008 City of Ember
2007 Charlie Wilson's War
2006 Starter for Ten
2006 Big Love [TV Series]
2006 The Ant Bully
2005 Magnificent Desolation: Walking on the Moon 3D
2002 My Big Fat Greek Wedding
2000 Cast Away

Screenwriter
2005 Magnificent Desolation: Walking on the Moon 3D
2001 Band of Brothers: Currahee
1998 From the Earth to the Moon, Part 11: The Original Wives Club
1998 From the Earth to the Moon, Part 7: That's All There Is
1998 From the Earth to the Moon, Part 6: Mare Tranquilitatis
1998 From the Earth to the Moon, Part 12: Le Voyage Dans la Lune
1996 That Thing You Do!

Thomas J. Hanks

Tom Hanks

biography


Thomas J. Hanks was born July 9th, 1956, in Concord, California. Tom and his elder siblings were raised by their father Amos Hanks, following the divorce of their parents.

Because Amos Hanks was a chef, it forced his family to move every six months in pursuit of jobs. This unstable upbringing meant many schools for young Tom, who had to readjust to his new surroundings practically every semester. Initially a shy schoolboy, Hanks dealt with these readjustments by becoming the class clown and taking on different personas -- almost considered practice for his career.

He took these "characters" to the stage and he began participating in high school plays. While a student at Chabot Junior College, he saw a production of The Iceman Cometh for a class, which convinced him that he wanted to become an actor. He transferred to California State University in Sacramento as a theatre major, and was recruited by the Great Lakes Shakespeare Festival in Ohio after his outstanding school performance in Cherry Orchard.

tom hanks in bosom buddies

After three years of experience with the Shakespeare festival, Hanks headed to the Big Apple with big dreams. Going through the requisite auditions before hitting it big, Hanks finally landed his debut role in 1980, in the film He Knows You're Alone. He then landed a role in the drag ABC comedy, Bosom Buddies, a role which forced him to wear dresses and heels for two seasons.

tom hanks makes a splash

Following the bosom stint, Hanks did the rounds on popular '80s sitcoms such as Family Ties, Taxi and Happy Days, which led to his role in Splash. Director Ron Howard (of Happy Days fame) tapped Hanks to audition for the supporting role in Splash (1984), and he landed the lead.

The mermaid romance made waves, but Hanks was headed for calm waters with his next movies, such as Bachelor Party (1984), Volunteers (1985) (where he met his wife, Rita Wilson), The Money Pit (1986), Nothing In Common (1986), and Dragnet (1986). But he hit it Big with the 1988 comedy about a teenager trapped in a man's body.

tom hanks is sleepless in seattle

Finally, in 1993, Hanks became an A-list actor and an Oscar favorite. Apparently forgiven for career choices such as The Bonfire of the Vanities (1990) and Turner and Hooch (1989) (his role in A League of Their Own made up for these), Hanks won the hearts of women in Sleepless in Seattle (1993), reuniting him with his Joe Versus the Volcano co-star, Meg Ryan) and the hearts of everyone as an AIDS victim in Philadelphia (1993). He also won the Academy Award for Best Actor that year, and picked up the gold statue once again for his title role in Forrest Gump (1994) the following year.

Ever since then, it was clear that everything Hanks touched turned to gold. In 1995, he went to the moon in Apollo 13 and lent his voice to cowboy doll Woody in Disney's animated feature, Toy Story. He got back into the astronaut's uniform for the made-for-TV miniseries, From the Earth to the Moon (which he also directed and produced); re-teamed with his Sleepless co-star for the romantic comedy You've Got Mail (1998), and returned as the optimistic Woody for the hit Toy Story 2 (1999).

On a more serious note, Hanks starred as Captain John H. Miller in Spielberg's Saving Private Ryan (1998), and as a prison guard in The Green Mile (1999), both of which garnered Hanks Best Actor Oscar nominations.

Tom Hanks
tom hanks in the da vinci code

Hanks has proved that his talent is truly multi-faceted: as a regular host on Saturday Night Live, he has proved his comedic side, while as director of features such as 1996's That Thing You Do! (which he also wrote the script for) and the television miniseries Band of Brothers, and producer of a bevy of features (most notably 2000's Cast Away), Hanks has mastered every angle of filmmaking.

Also a family man, Hanks is happily married to Rita Wilson, with whom he has two children. He has another two children with his ex-wife, Samantha Lewes.

One of the most respected and likable men in Hollywood (and the only actor worthy of a $20 million salary, according to Entertainment Weekly), more of Hanks stellar perfomances can also be seen in Cast Away, Road To Perdition (2002), The Terminal (2004), and The Da Vinci Code (2006).


-> why we like him?

Tom Hanks plays the nice guy, the kind of nice guy we root for, not the kind of guy we want to boo off the big screen. What stands out though is his acting abilities; he went from stand-up comedian to dramatic actor, giving all of us poor men with a slight comedic flair a mentor and idol to aspire to.

-> why is he famous?

Take your pick among his many Oscar nominated performances and other box office hits: The Green Mile, Toy Story 2, Saving Private Ryan, You've Got Mail, Apollo 13, Toy Story, Forrest Gump, Philadelphia, Sleepless in Seattle, A League of Their Own.

"May you live as long as you want and not want as long as you live." -Tom Hanks

What 'll happen IF film stars work for call centers.........................

Call center


Amithabh: Thank you for calling customer care... rishte mein to hum tumhare baap lagate hian filhaal ek customer care rep hain...
Customer: (angrily) I NEED YOUR MANAGER
Amithabh: Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere baap ko chor kaha tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne meri maa ko gaali dekar naukri se nikaal diya tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere haath pe yeh likh diya tha... uske baad uske baad mere bhai.. Tum jis manager ko kahoge main laaonga..

Dharmendra: Thank you for callllllliiiiingggg.....
Customer: I need help
Dharmendra: main aaraahoon maa...
Customer: I am unable to use your product... its waste and worthless
Dharmendra: Kutte mein tera khoon peejaaonga..
Customer: What!!! I need your manager
Dharmendra: (To his manager) Manager is customer ke saamne nahi naachna

Shatru: Aaaaaiiin Kis ullllu ke patthe ne call kiya hai...
Customer: How dare you speak like that
Shatru: Khaaaamoshhhhh... seedhi tarah bolde issue kya hai warna... haaaaaaaaa!!!

Asrani: hahhaaaaaaa naya kabutar ne call kiya
Customer: I lost my invoice
Asrani: Hahhaaaaaaaa hamare jasoos kone kone mein phaile hue hain miljayegi hum angrezon ke zamaane ke rep hain..haahhaaa

Kestu Mukherji: Iiiiiihhhhye....
Customer: hi
Kestu Mukherji: iiiihhhyeee tumko ....tumko kya problem hai
Customer: I have not received my product
Kestu Mukherji: To saale (hicup) main kya karoon.. Police mien report likha...
Customer: Hello

Bindu: Shabnam naam hai mera... pyar se log shabbo bolte hain.. bolo main tumhare kis kaam aasakti hoon.

Shakti: AAAuuuuuu...mera naam hai balllllllllma. Thank you for calling aaauuuuu
Customer: I need your manager
Shakti: Mujhse baat karona.. Main ek chhota sa, nanha sa, pyara sa...rep hooon..

Mehmood: Ayyo Dyevi ... thank you ji for calling ji.. Ayyo
Customer: I am not devi
Mehmood: Ayyo muruga... ye dyevi nai ji ... ye to dyeva hai...

Ajit: Saara shehar mujhe Lion ke naam se jaanta hai..... May I know your name please
Customer: Mona
Ajit: Mona darling... tumne hamein call kyun kiya
Customer: (Angrily) I WANT YOUR MANAGER
Ajit: Mona dear.. Agar hum tumhe hamara manager dedenge to hamein manage kaun karega....

Gabbar: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ....Jo dargaya wo maraga... batao tumhen kya chahiye
Customer: I want to buy a product from your company
Gabbar: Kitne paise hai re
Customer: $ 10.00
Gabbar: Suvvar Ke baccho ... sirf... $10.00...dhikkaar hai

Prem Chopra: Prem...Prem naam hai mera.. Prem chopra...
Customer: I lost my invoice I need one
Prem Chopra: Kar bhalaa to ho bhalaa.. jaa apni invoice khud dhoondle

Rajkumar: Jaani ..... Tumhara ye call bahut keemti hai.. Ise cut mat karna
Customer: I lost my invoice
Rajkumar: Jaani... ye invoice hai.. Bacchon ke khelne ki cheez nahi
Customer: shut up.. I need my invoice sent to me in 10 minutes... otherwise I will speak to your manager
Rajkumar: Dhamki kisi aur ko jaakar dena... manager humko dara sake manager mein itna dum nahi... hu mse hai manager... manager se hum nahi...

Sharukh: Thank you for kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Customer hung up on the phone.

Just try to make your technical abilities to give an art form.

# Local variable -
Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,
pal do pal meri kahani hai
pal do pal meri hasti hai..

# Global variable -
Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon,
har ik pal meri kahani hai
har ik pal meri hasti hai ...

# Null pointers -
Mera jeevan kora kagaz, kora hi reh gaya...

# Dangling pointers -
Maut bhi aati nahi, jaan bhi jati nahin.

# goto -
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh Kahan shuru kahan khatam,
Ye manzilen hain kaun si
Na woh samajh sake na hum...

# Two Recursive functions calling each other
Mujhe kuchh kehna hein, mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein
pehle tum, pehle tum

# The debugger -
Jab koi baat bigad jaye, Jab koi mushkil pad jaye,
Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz

# COM programming in VC
Roop tera mastana ,Pyar mera deewana ,
Bhool kahin hum se na ho jaye

# From VC to VB -
Yeh haseen vaadiyan,Yeh khula asmaan,
Aa gaye hum kahan

# Untrackable bug -
Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi,awaaz de kahin se

# Unexpected bug (esp during presentation to client):
Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua

# And then to the client:
Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho

# Load Balancing -
Saathi haath badhana, ek akela thak jayega,
mil kar bojh uthana

# Modem - modem talk on a busy connection
suno - kaho, kaha - suna, kuch huwa kya?
abhee to nahin..

# Windows getting open sourced
Parde mein rahne do, parda na uthao,
parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha,
allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba.

Fanna Dialogue-Shayari

Fanna
E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,
Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska Karde.
Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine,
Koi Khusi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.
Bahot Muskil Lagta Hai Usse Duur Rehna,
Judai Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde.
Jitna Duur Chale Gaye Woh Mujhse,
Use Utna Kareeb Karde.
Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Uska Naam,
To Khatam Kar Ye Zindagi aur Mujhe FANAA Karde.

Fanna

Tere Dile mein meri saanson ko panah mil jaaye
Tere Ishq mein meri Jaan Fanaa Ho jaaye�.

Fanna

Ankhen to pyar me dilki zuban hoti hai,
sachi chahat to sada bezuban hoti hai,
pyar mai dard bhi mile to kya gabrana,
suna hai dard se chahat aur jawan hoti hai....

Fanna

Phool hun Gulaab ka�?
Chameli ka mat samjhna�?
Aashiq hun aapka�?
Apni Saheli ka mat samjhna�?

Fanna

Dur Humse Jaa Paoge Kaise,
Humko Bhool Paoge Kaise.
Hum Who Khushbu Jo Saanson Mein Utar Jaye,
Khud Apni Saanxon Ko Rok Paoge Kaise..

Fanna


Bekhudi Ki Zindagi Hum Jiya Nahi Karte,
Yun kisika ka Jaam Hum Piya Nahi Karte.
Unse Kehdo Mohabbat Ka Izhaar Aakar Khud Karein,
Yun Kisika Peecha Hum Nahin Karte�.

Fanna

RONE DE TU AAJ HAMAKO TU AANKHE SUJANE DE
BAHO ME LELE AUR KHUD KO BHEEG JANE DE
HAI JO SEENE ME QUAID DARIYA WO CHUT JAYEGA
HAI ITANA DARD KI TERA DAMAN BHEEG JAYEGA..

Fanna

Tere dil mein meri saanson ko jagah mil jaaye,
Tere ishq mein meri jaan fanaa ho jaaye,
Adhoori saans thi dhadkan adhoori thi adhooren ham,
Magar ab chaand poora hain falak pe aur ab pooren hain ham.

Fanna

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